So beat…
Graduating College in four years is like leaving a party at 10:30
- Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
- TV: lol but good shows are on.
- iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
- Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
- Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
- Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
- Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
- Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
No but seriously, why the fuck am I still single?
is there no one who can handle all of this?
(Source: official310)





